Saturday, November 20, 2010

Yes.

Ladies and Gentlemen, hold on to your seats, I've changed things up a bit.
I just wrote my Christmas Wish List and i'm considering posting it. All I know is that my best friend better get me a Pillow Pet.
Poor Thanksgiving, overshadowed by those Holidays viewed as more important and more enjoyable. Those who, on closer inspection, are nowhere near as awesomely great as Thanksgiving really is.

I found my graduation ring at long last! It's quite beautiful i must say.
http://www.zales.com/product/index.jsp?productId=10802901&kpc=1

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Be How You Wish to Seem

i want to post bits of informations with slightly more importance and relevancy to the world than i have been doing.

A Review I Wrote in English.

--Snobiz Employment
With such limited experience, finding a solid after-school job can turn into a real chore for students hindered by busy schedules to accommodate. If you fall under this category, or if you simply do not want to look for a job that requires actual effort, then a job at Snobiz might offer just what you need, as long as you don’t mind broken equipment, a repulsive atmosphere, keeping up constant vigilance that you may need at any given moment in order to defend yourself from suspicious characters, and not to mention the task of cleaning filth with more filth everyday. Yes, if these concepts appeal to you, then your search ends here!
The crumbling counters, laden with their dilapidated equipment, hardly cause any hindrance at all, and can even provide ample entertainment at times. Including a malfunctioning air conditioner, ice chest with detached lid, and cash register that doesn’t like to do math, perhaps the spinning ice shaver, with its lack of protective lid, classifies as the most thrilling shortcoming of Snobiz. A massive block of hefty ice perches atop a razor-sharp cutting blade, attached to a large stand with its power cord trailing in a lake of melted ice. During my last adventure with this tool, I stood innocently, while refreshing ice water pelted me in the face, creating a beautiful masterpiece of a snocone for an expectant customer when, out of no where, the ice block dislodged itself from the machine’s black death grip and, in a desperate attempt at freedom, shot out at the window. Before it crashed to the ground and shattered into a million glittering slivers, the frozen cube managed not only to crush the sliding-glass window, but also to rebound off of it to draw blood from my right forearm. At least the gaping new hole in the window, which the boss has yet to replace, provides the occasional cool breeze that the broken air conditioner failed to do.
Like the aroma of onions mixed with body odor and feet? The green-brown-black, mold-caked, peeling, nylon “floor” brings not only a splash of color but also a biting, pungent odor to the atmosphere of the leaky hut. Chipped yellow and pink paint on the two rickety, backless stools, where employees pass many empty hours hunched over a magazine or book, adds quite some charm as well. Why two stools reside in such a small space to begin with baffles me. Possibly, the extra stool means to aid claustrophobia in consuming the employee in this already subatomic space. Then again, maybe the stool simply wants to drive the employee nearer to the various surrounding insects that inhabit this dilapidated dwelling. While sitting on your broken stool and chatting with these crawling critters, you may want to help yourself to a delicious free snocone. Well you just go right on ahead, have as many as your heart desires! May I suggest the flavor Frog in a Blender (Green Apple and Cherry)? It really compliments the crunch of ants and flies that drop from the blinding florescent light attached to a cracked ceiling. Don’t bother picking the bugs out; you’ll certainly need to stock up on energy before lugging the coffin-sized ice chest out to the warehouse.
When transporting ice back and forth from warehouse to matchbox sized shack, safety needs to remain front and center in the mind. A car might turn the corner too swiftly without time to see you, so you must always keep a sharp eye out for danger. I personally choose to arm myself with a small bottle of mace or an ice pick when venturing outside of the paper-thick fortress to pick up extra cups or ice; one never knows when a strange man might approach asking for help in finding his dog/cat/iguana/etc.
Cleanliness makes everyone happy here, so I never for get to keep surfaces nice and tidy. It’s as simple as grabbing a holey rag and wiping down the ten-year old stain-speckled linoleum counter tops to eradicate a better portion of the sticky syrup spills that add up after a long day. A once white but now iron colored mop rests outside between the trash bin and wooden wall of the shack. I asked the boss to demonstrated how to properly swab the floors and he proceeded to do so by wetting the mop in the dishwashing sink and then slopping it across the filthy floor a few times to “loosen up the dirt” as he phrased it. After everything shines and gleams like the morning sun, the employee may lock up the door and the broken window, and then speed home to freedom.
With all of these enchanting characteristics, you might find yourself hard-pressed not to run out and get an application right this instant. Although it may tempt you to your limits and put your willpower to the test to do so, I feel obligated to discourage anyone with mold allergies, who does not love to sweat profusely, who lives free of antisocial tendencies, or who does not appreciate the beauty of dirt from applying here. If you do find yourself wanting a pointless employment that offers special features such as mold, intense amounts of sugar, and health and wellness inhibitors, then come on by and tell your friends to stop in too because, for some unknown reason, Snobiz is finding itself slightly understaffed this season.

I have more essays but I refuse to overwhelm this computer any further at the moment.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Im Taking a Personal Day!

because i deserve it and i can do that.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

the beginning of a future end

i wanted to let everyone know about my idolization of the works of Andy Rooney. Over statement. But i do rather admire his satirical methods of writing. Oh, if i could just meet him! I feel that my life would receive the shock of inspiration and drive that currently resides in the clouds of a thrunderstorm.

How does any one person decide the most useful way possible to apply their talents? Does he simply have to try every way of life before chosing his path? I need direction. This is a critical point in the life of a teenager. Senior year, the start of the rest of your life. What to be? WHO to be? I am not blessed with the abilty of seeing myself the way i am, but at least i can recognize this shortcoming. That said, how am i to know what my calling is? Mother tells me that "I'll be good at whatever I choose to be." This is not the answer i seek. This is not the answer anyone seeks! People want a message to wash up in a glass bottle on the beach, containing their best options for success in life.

The constant changing of point of view in that paragraph nearly killed me to write. I have become the grammar police. Hey, maybe i should be an editor. [yes, i know that my blog is loaded with errors, it is my place and i can refuze to capitalize or missssspelll whatever i want.]

" The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. "
-Andy Rooney

Monday, October 4, 2010

Ovaltine>Chocolate Milk

School is getting better :]
or maybe my medicine started working.
whichever, i'm not complaining either way.
Oprah is having an episode on a two-legged dog.
This does not INSPIRE me, Oprah! In fact, i am now thoroughly saddened.
I am going to go sit in the sun and read Sense and Sensibility for the time being.
This is currently my life

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Theft

Not that I'm at work wasting resources and stealing internet from accross the street.
Because I'm not.

School makes blogging really difficult. School makes LIFE really difficult. Country music helps a bit. I'm not content with things as they are. I see no room for possible improvement, except if this customer would keep driving. OH MY GOSH! HE LEFT! Bottled jenie, if that was one of my three wishes, i will be pissed. second, i would like unlimited dollars. and third, i wish for 100 more wishes. sound familiar? as if everyone hasnt wished for that at least once.
there is a mosquito buzzing around my ankle. wait, do mosquitos buzz? Yup. unggghhhh. going home would be immaculate right now. maaammaaaa take me home!
i've come to the terms that i am not a people person, not a loner, and also not in between. i just dont care at all! which is alright, i dont care. [see that?]
i still want to write a book.
or maybe i should teach a class on how to write bolgs about nothing.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

elephants

are my real family.


that would be preferable sometimes

man im so out of it today, something is WRONG

lately, everything sucks and karma has been kicking my butt every second
i need to do my homework but i dont know how and my head hurts
im teaching myself to let things go, only problem is that myself doesnt have any experience to go by so i have no clue what to do
I GIVE UP
for real this time! i try too hard. oh well, it'll all be over in a year anyway
i want some cake

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Fail, but I'm Okay

...
Project F just FLOPPED
meaning it's done.
There is only so much you can do, ya know?
At least now I will be able to sleep well at night knowing that I did everything in my power to make this right and that nothing is my fault. That is really refreshing. actually, this whole this is sort of refreshing in the way that it makes me see how much I am capable of.

I have work in a few hours, that'll be the ultimate test. It's soooo hot outside I don't think there's much of a chance we won't be busy today. Oh well, maybe i'll get some tips. Or visitors!

Time to workout!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

SUCCESS

Project F hit major pay dirt today!
I'm so excitedddd
No, you cant know what it is
[sorry]

Im reallllyyyy bored.
Wow, that is a horrible way to start a blog.
NEW START:
oh no i just reminded myself that registration for school is this monday. ahhhh nuuuuu!
I went to the gym for two hours today woooooo, a friend gave me a free three day pass. I hope he can get me a longer one so i can mooch a little more.
UNNGH. some people i just cant stand to talk to. they're just insufferable know-it-alls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! emphasis on the exclamation points.
Is it murder if you arent caught? justtt kidddingg
I feel like playing some more assassins creed, hhhmmmm
This blog is disappointing. whoops, speaking of disappointing, i spelled disappointing wrong.

yeah, so dairy queen has MINI BLIZZARDS.
http://dairyqueen.com/us-en/eats-and-treats/blizzard-of-the-month/
not that im a fatty or anything

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

homealone

i used to be OBSESSED with the home alone movies. Now, when i'm home alone, i hide in my room and pray that no one comes to kill me. speaking of which, i SWEAR i just heard the gate open. i'm frightened. maybe i should just creep back to bed and continue watching arrested development. BJ AND PARIS WILL PROTECT ME!

Yeah okay, I made more coffee. Thats when i blog the most. I wish i could not eat. Like just, stop eating.
I have to work tomorrow and its going to be hotter than the sun, which is bad. Also katrina and i are getting lunch [food] so thats something to look forward to. I need to work out some more. Insanity is collecting dust in my sisters room. Just the thought of those INSANE workouts makes me hungry. sigh, im hopeless. on the plus side, my hair feels very soft.

Project F is coming along nicely. I always win, usually. I've been hitting some speed bumps but today was good, I feel that significant progress was made. I might even take invasive action soon. mayyybeee. it all depends on how my self esteem is doing thursday.

School is going to start soon. I'm not ready. I always dread school starting but this time i am legitimately NOT READY.

STRESS STRESS STRESS

sometimes, i forget that other people have feelings. [that sounds worse than i meant for it to.] but karma will remind me.

annnndd back to arrested development and coffee

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

chewing on a bottle cap

I want to write a book! That is my biggest life ambition. Yes, yes i want to be successful and rich and yada yada but my life will never feel complete if i don't write [and publish] some kind of novel.

I've gained weight [as I just posted on twitter].
Also, im forgetting the names of my best friends because I never see them anymore. Been playin A LOT of sims lately.
Maybe thats why I'm having these random book writing urges, it's an effect of constant solidarity. Where are my parents anyway?!!

My dogs look really upset. No seriously, it looks like someone stole all of their bones.


ITS PAYDAY.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

TODAY

I bought a blender, a desk, and a thermos.
I am going to the lake.
I assembled said desk [by myself!]

i had more to say, but just nevermind

Monday, June 28, 2010

UHH This makes me uncomfortable..

I think my parents read my blog.
STOP THAT PARENTS!!!

and im sick! I had to leave work early from a serious case of dizzyness meets vertigo. I'm also getting fatter. woo.

Ugh i need a break

Monday, June 14, 2010

coffee inspired

coffee is the best and worst thing all at the same time. i just love it! but the teeth in my mouth, that my parents spent tons of money perfecting, are slowly [quickly] starting to resemble corn...
does this make me ungrateful? IM NOT UNGRATEFUL, PARENTS!!! HEAR ME!
ah so much is happening so swiftly. I wish I had a magical button to slow down time. Of course, if i had the button it would cease to be magical. Like cell phones and computers! sorry thats the coffee.



and this is where something i wrote was deleted by myself because i decided it was stupid.



I feel so much better :]
so for every cup [HUGE cup] of coffee i drink, i will also drink an entire bottle of water for balance. actually i dont think this will help at all, i'll just really need to pee.

I wish i could remember how to be nice...
I want to be a person who can love limitlessly all the time but I have no idea how. I'm afraid to be nice, it makes me feel exposed and open to attacks of emotion. Im a very physical person, i make faces when i have no words and i hit when im mad. I cry easily [and i HATE that]. Im quick to anger but slow to kindness. My gift to forgive infinitely is pretty much the only godly trait i have going for me. My sense of humor is rude and sometimes hurtful and i deflect compliments and affection with humor or awkwardness. I have too many shields. It irks me because i know somewhere WAYYYYYYY down inside, im a good person, but no one sees that. Im afraid that if i give up my crude sense of humor and sarcasm and stop being mean then there will be nothing left to my personality. It's so much a part of who i am. I'm dani, and im brutally honest. I want to be nice, i used to be the sweetest little girl but the cold, evil world turned me into a fat rock. FAT. sorry. so friends, im sorry i insult you sometimes. parents, im sorry i lose my temper EVERYDAY.
MORE DELETED CONTENT WAS HERE
this is SOOO longgg
sorry its the coffee i swear its like drugs. speaking of coffee, my water bottle is now empty!

I want to find a person who will just GET me 100%
katrina, you come closest, but i cant even be my true self with you. I turn meaner and harsher because i think its expected. Im nice inside, i just have a lot of armor on.

the only solution i can think of is to pray to God for guidance and forgiveness
it may take time, but i know He wont disappoint


this is a lot deeper than i planned, but i feel at some level of peace now

Friday, June 4, 2010

I Want My Mommy [and thats when you know something is wrong]

We all make mistakes.
Right?
Oh please tell me I'm not the only one.
It's possible because I'm sure I make enough mistakes to cover for everyone who doesn't.
Can you just slap me, please? I NEED you to slap me.
I want to crawl back into bed and never look at another human being.
I need to go to church ...
NOW.
Scratch that, I want to go to church.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Oh Bother!

Yes, I realize that I have alredy posted a blog today but I had more to say, and when there's too much text in one blog it gets a little overwhelming.


Ever think of something totally brilliant and cunning that you want to share with the world that you forget in five seconds while still remembering that there was in fact something increbile you can no longer recall?

yeah that just happened.


There are only a few things in this world that I would never change. Here's a few of them:

postsecret.com

my hair color [until it turns gray...]

my height [shocking right? i really do love being taller than you]

the way laundry is warm and soft right after you take it out of the dryer

how it feels to be hugged for real

the pain from sunburns

my being a girl [its sad that i need to say this one]

summers at the lake with best friends

SURPRIZE!!

Thats right! this is me, blogging twice in one month!
I had work today, which got me thinking, HOW am I poor while having this stupid job [actually i have the best job ever]?! If im going to work and not have any money at the end of the week then i am right back to where i started and doing the work was pointless and a waste of time! all i buy is food anyway!
TACO BELL!
Thus my new diet, quit my job and stop working.

wait, no that would never work i must have a job! i must have burritos!

man i need cash.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

the sun's gonna rise on a better day

my sleeping schedule is backwards. Is it bad that i like it better this way? the only downer is that i can't sing obnoxiously loud [sleeping family].

well my sister graduated today, that was boring. Thank goodness for ipods, right?
speaking of, today i also got my entire itunes library back [thank you sharepod!]. i've been musicless for quite a while now, seeing as i deleted everything on my computer. but now its back HUZZAHH!
on a bland note, i've decided not to try to make my blog super interesting and funny. it's really just for me anyway. In fact i'm not sure why i even bothered typing all of that because no one will read it. Which is more than fine with me! No need for everyone to know how weird I am.
Dang, I wish blogspot had spellcheck [is that even one word? oh well it is now].

mmm music makes me happy

Sunday, January 3, 2010

A SPANISH DEATH

it smells like paint and im sick
lean pockets are yummy
and spanish projects SUCK.

im at katrinas ...not working on the project thanks to my camera fail. sittin here...decided to blog. why not? just because i havent blogged in like 20 years doesnt mean i cant pick it back up again right???? lalala
nothing to say
back to school tomorrow- thats wonderful.
need money D: as always
merry christmas? a little late
[hi willl]
ermm wellll thats my update