I'm Done With It

No more coffee for me, EVER. It feels like I'm having an out of body experience inside my skin. I've got a headache to rule all migraines. Me drinking coffee again in the next 30 days is about as likely to happen as me having a kid in the same time period. Speaking of kids, I had this really trippy dream the other night that I was pregnant with triplets. But I didn't want any of them because I had already given birth to a beautiful perfect child. Oh and apparently I got pregnant on the back of a turtle....ANYWAY.
If you want a good laugh and you don't mind reading, try "The Center of the Universe, Yep That would be Me" I seriously related to this book on a very real level, and I'm not trying to be funny, it made me laugh out loud. Thanks Kat :]

READ IT!
Oh and wish me luck, I'm going shopping for a homecoming dress in 6 hours [because my lame family discouraged me from getting the dress of my dreams--not the pregnant dream]

emotion, notion, lotion, potion, quotion?

Today I hate the emotions that come with being a girl. Why couldn't God have made me a potted flower...or a nice vase? I would just sit there and look pretty...no expectations..just being THERE. Just sitting and looking pretty doesn't work so well for me in this life. If rebirth exists, God will you please make a candle stick holder next time? I do not want responsibilities or feelings. I could get knocked off a table and broken, but I wouldn't care. I wouldn't feel a thing. People could treat me horribly all day long, but I would not notice. No nerves, no brain, no voice. No problem. Alas, I was not lucky enough to be an inanimate object. So I think to myself, if God chose me to be a human and not a pot then I must have some higher purpose, right? Maybe He gives the beings with questionable morales human bodies to see what they will do with free will. I don't know, all of this is beyond me. I just wish it was Friday.

Life, as is.

HELLO!
I just got home from the Berry Ranch, which was alright I suppose. I caught a fish, see



..it was kind of small..

And I found the PERFECT dress for homecoming! Sorry, no spoiler pictures ;] I'm ordering it online from Delia's, witch, by the way, is an amazing store that the world needs. Let's hope it fits...

I'm really excited at the moment [despite a horrible case of hiccups] because tomorrow Kat, Kris, and I are going shopping and then having a sleepover [like the losers we are].

Thats all for today :]

p.s. -I want to live somewhere exciting like New York or California

1st Blog EVER

Hello world, I'm Dani. I really hate how the computer gives me spelling suggestions for my name. It's D-A-N-I.

 ANYWAY this is my new blog [duh], daniocracy. Fortunately for you the world is not a daniocracy. That would be really bad considering that I can't even make my bed in the morning.

This blog is basically going to be me just writing whatever I feel like. That should be the deffiniton of 'blogging'  -writing whatever you feel like.

I have a cold right now and the verizon internet hook up is slower than my grandma so I'm not really sure what's going to happen in this, my first blog.

There was a hurricane that made lots of rain and cancelled school. I feel like poo and it's chilly in here. I'm at the hunting ranch with my dad and grandpa. I was going to put some fun pictures up but the internet seems to be even more limited than my math skills.

I don't want to make this too jam packed with random goodness so, until next time,

 ADIOS!

love dani