Apparently caffeine increases pressure and cramping of the abdomen. AWESOME. Here we go coffee, bring it on. I won't back down to your catalyst of evil! I won't deny my taste buds the sweetest bitter roast of Foldgers just to satiate gurgling innards!
Oh, the pain.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Paradoxes
again, something i found burried in word documents from months past.
"War is peace."
"Freedom is slavery."
"Ignorance is strength."
(George Orwell, 1984)
Plastic Surgery: Slicing up your skin and putting it in different places to increase physical appeal.
Toyota Prius: the car that's 'better' for the environment. try a bike. the prius may be better than a hummer, but in the end, its
all pollution.
"Humans can't breathe under water" at first glance this appears to be a truthfull statement, but, getting technical,
it can be done. Define water. It could be the ocean, or it could be rain. "Water" could be refering to a cup of liquid
balancing on someone's head! would that stop them from breathing? What about scuba gear? This is why there are so many loopholes
in the world!
"humans can't fly" AIRPLANES! welcome to the twentyfirst century, where any claim you make can and will be disputed!
The instability of stabilization; think of the classic game jenga, and how one block can destabilize the entire tower.
Stabilization in itself is exteremely unstable.
coined term 'myspace'; outdated, i know, but it's exactly the opposite of your own space. it's everyone who wants one's space!
"If this sentence is not true, then Santa Claus exists." Marinate this in the salad of your mind, ladies and getlemen.
It's opposite day! A statement uttered by many children around the world; one must wonder if they will ever realize the
conradiction
the word 'language' is a systematic means of communication by words or symbols, but we cannot forget that lauguage also divides
cultures indisputibly. this means of communication provides a large barrier in keeping us from talking to other people.
"War is peace."
"Freedom is slavery."
"Ignorance is strength."
(George Orwell, 1984)
Plastic Surgery: Slicing up your skin and putting it in different places to increase physical appeal.
Toyota Prius: the car that's 'better' for the environment. try a bike. the prius may be better than a hummer, but in the end, its
all pollution.
"Humans can't breathe under water" at first glance this appears to be a truthfull statement, but, getting technical,
it can be done. Define water. It could be the ocean, or it could be rain. "Water" could be refering to a cup of liquid
balancing on someone's head! would that stop them from breathing? What about scuba gear? This is why there are so many loopholes
in the world!
"humans can't fly" AIRPLANES! welcome to the twentyfirst century, where any claim you make can and will be disputed!
The instability of stabilization; think of the classic game jenga, and how one block can destabilize the entire tower.
Stabilization in itself is exteremely unstable.
coined term 'myspace'; outdated, i know, but it's exactly the opposite of your own space. it's everyone who wants one's space!
"If this sentence is not true, then Santa Claus exists." Marinate this in the salad of your mind, ladies and getlemen.
It's opposite day! A statement uttered by many children around the world; one must wonder if they will ever realize the
conradiction
the word 'language' is a systematic means of communication by words or symbols, but we cannot forget that lauguage also divides
cultures indisputibly. this means of communication provides a large barrier in keeping us from talking to other people.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
ANDY ROONEY
has spent all of his time here with us. his bodily life has ended; his soul lives in the afterlife; his memory exists right here. i won't stop looking up to your fiery personality, sir. the only thing changed is: now, i am literally looking up to you. rest peacefully
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
everyday i'm studyin'
study break: noun. a break from studying. because my life is studying and I'm taking a break to blog about it.
I feel like i'm losing it. about to lose it all. every last marble. plucking each petal, getting closer and closer to the last.
I envy the people who get to chase their dreams, they have dreams.
I, i have a dream. That is to one day have a dream to work for.
There. That is what i'll answer next time someone asks what I'm going to school for.
Honestly, I have no idea what I'm going to school for. That's exactly why I need to be in school. First I must find myself.
I feel like i'm losing it. about to lose it all. every last marble. plucking each petal, getting closer and closer to the last.
I envy the people who get to chase their dreams, they have dreams.
I, i have a dream. That is to one day have a dream to work for.
There. That is what i'll answer next time someone asks what I'm going to school for.
Honestly, I have no idea what I'm going to school for. That's exactly why I need to be in school. First I must find myself.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Katrina's Floating Head
This is going to be a segment where I talk about my sadness and such.
You see, my best friend moved away to the University of Texas and I can no longer see her everyday or talk to her as often as needed. SO, she made me a cut-out of her face, glued to a popsicle stick. I tell it all of my woes. And I might just feel inclined to blog about something in the future. I MISS MY FRIENDSIES!.
You see, my best friend moved away to the University of Texas and I can no longer see her everyday or talk to her as often as needed. SO, she made me a cut-out of her face, glued to a popsicle stick. I tell it all of my woes. And I might just feel inclined to blog about something in the future. I MISS MY FRIENDSIES!.
Sunday, June 12, 2011
a man across the room
he sips cautiously from his steaming mug
the tell-tale swift inhalation informs me that the beverage is putting up a fight.
a woman behind the counter never ceases smiling
candy-apple hair dances in pillars around her rounded, ivory face as she repeatedly thrusts lattes into the paws of spoiled customers
the buzz and bustle of the early risers makes her look like she could use a cup for herself.
Someone coughs
Keyboards click
Newspapers crinkle
An elderly man cackles at the morning news, oh young people these days.
What draws us in? What makes this coffee house home?
Could it be the familiarity? The warm, toffey-colored walls? Squashy armchairs help, no doubt. Maybe for some the wafting
smell of roasted beans churning circles in a blender is what brings them in. As for myself, I enjoy the predictability.
The personas, the artists, the democrats, the rebublicans, the posers, the actuals, and everyone in between: I enjoy knowing
exactly what we all come together in this one room for. I adore the warm, slow-sweeping feeling of peace
that this myriad of folks emits.No matter how rushed, how completely stressed out of their minds they are, each one has time
for coffee. To myslef, meaning that each one knows how to take a moment out of the day, the precious gift that they live, to
breathe and enjoy. Even if it's only for the five minutes I wait in line, I prefer the company of those who know what is most
important in life.
he sips cautiously from his steaming mug
the tell-tale swift inhalation informs me that the beverage is putting up a fight.
a woman behind the counter never ceases smiling
candy-apple hair dances in pillars around her rounded, ivory face as she repeatedly thrusts lattes into the paws of spoiled customers
the buzz and bustle of the early risers makes her look like she could use a cup for herself.
Someone coughs
Keyboards click
Newspapers crinkle
An elderly man cackles at the morning news, oh young people these days.
What draws us in? What makes this coffee house home?
Could it be the familiarity? The warm, toffey-colored walls? Squashy armchairs help, no doubt. Maybe for some the wafting
smell of roasted beans churning circles in a blender is what brings them in. As for myself, I enjoy the predictability.
The personas, the artists, the democrats, the rebublicans, the posers, the actuals, and everyone in between: I enjoy knowing
exactly what we all come together in this one room for. I adore the warm, slow-sweeping feeling of peace
that this myriad of folks emits.No matter how rushed, how completely stressed out of their minds they are, each one has time
for coffee. To myslef, meaning that each one knows how to take a moment out of the day, the precious gift that they live, to
breathe and enjoy. Even if it's only for the five minutes I wait in line, I prefer the company of those who know what is most
important in life.
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