Paradoxes

again, something i found burried in word documents from months past.




"War is peace."
"Freedom is slavery."
"Ignorance is strength."
(George Orwell, 1984)


Plastic Surgery: Slicing up your skin and putting it in different places to increase physical appeal.

Toyota Prius: the car that's 'better' for the environment. try a bike. the prius may be better than a hummer, but in the end, its
all pollution.

"Humans can't breathe under water" at first glance this appears to be a truthfull statement, but, getting technical,
it can be done. Define water. It could be the ocean, or it could be rain. "Water" could be refering to a cup of liquid
balancing on someone's head! would that stop them from breathing? What about scuba gear? This is why there are so many loopholes
in the world!

"humans can't fly" AIRPLANES! welcome to the twentyfirst century, where any claim you make can and will be disputed!

The instability of stabilization; think of the classic game jenga, and how one block can destabilize the entire tower.
Stabilization in itself is exteremely unstable.

coined term 'myspace'; outdated, i know, but it's exactly the opposite of your own space. it's everyone who wants one's space!

"If this sentence is not true, then Santa Claus exists." Marinate this in the salad of your mind, ladies and getlemen.

It's opposite day! A statement uttered by many children around the world; one must wonder if they will ever realize the
conradiction

the word 'language' is a systematic means of communication by words or symbols, but we cannot forget that lauguage also divides
cultures indisputibly. this means of communication provides a large barrier in keeping us from talking to other people.