Thursday, March 10, 2011

A Business Refusal

My Dearest Mr. Pertan,

It is my deepest regret to inform you that your request of marriage has been declined. I believe you to be an excellent man with many blossoming qualities, however, you do not quite meet the criteria for the position you wish to fill. A few more years (and a few less pounds) under the belt might do you conceivable good. I wholeheartedly appreciate your interest in my wellbeing, but the answer remains the same. May I have the pleasure of proposing a counter offer of friendship? I think that you might find this a suitable compromise of both of our wishes. Thank you for your time and consideration of these ideals, I await your answer promptly.

Not Quite Yours,

Ms. Dellan

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