Friday, February 18, 2011

MY PHONE IS HOME

and i just realized why im eating like a mother.
well, mother-to-be, that is.
no no no! im not pregnant! pervs.
apparently the pill, which i am on FOR MY SKIN AND CRAMPS, tricks your body into thinking its pregnant.
thats great. cracked.com says this will make me attracted to men who are the opposite of my type. google says it will make me hungry life the wolf every month for about two days [even hungrier than if i wasnt on it].
At least now i can blame my singleness and fatassery on something other than myself.
Geez im craving chicken

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