I Want My Mommy [and thats when you know something is wrong]

We all make mistakes.

Right?

Oh please tell me I'm not the only one.

It's possible because I'm sure I make enough mistakes to cover for everyone who doesn't.

Can you just slap me, please? I NEED you to slap me.

I want to crawl back into bed and never look at another human being.

I need to go to church ...

NOW.

Scratch that, I want to go to church.